One mans prediction - the year 2019 - spectator sports of killer robots elevated to gladiator status while us fragile humans watch on in amazement screaming curses with blood lust in our eyes. "KILL THAT BAG OF BOLTS!" "YOU CIRCUIT BENDER!". There it is in all its glory. Now even the author comments on the absurdity of such an event but he predicts it will happen. What do I say? NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
Let's review:
1) I hate robots
2) My best friend is a robot
3) Robot's just so happen to make the best music (Electro-House)
You can understand how torn I am between wanting to love robots due to my friend and their amazing music, however; I am deathly terrified of robots and their potential for amassing a huge army and taking over our world. I mean we've all seen Terminator(1 and 2) and I Robot - there is all the proof you need! What you need more? Ok try this on...
The time is Civil War times and there I am a general for the south (I had been standing on the wrong line and by the time I realized my error I was already well on my way to becoming a general). So I scout ahead by myself and upon returning to my troops I find them all dead and who should be looting through their pockets but one highly advanced killer robot - A MURDER-BOT! Well Keith and I became locked into mortal combat for over sixty years. Finally one day we realized "What are we doing? This is silly we should just be friends..." and still we are but damn I HATE ROBOTS!!!! I still hate that circuit bender...
So you can imagine how I felt when I first saw Terminator and I Robot - I KNEW IT ALL TO BE TRUE! NEVER TRUST A ROBOT! I PLEAD YOU!
Let's review:
1) I hate robots
2) My best friend is a robot
3) Robot's just so happen to make the best music (Electro-House)
You can understand how torn I am between wanting to love robots due to my friend and their amazing music, however; I am deathly terrified of robots and their potential for amassing a huge army and taking over our world. I mean we've all seen Terminator(1 and 2) and I Robot - there is all the proof you need! What you need more? Ok try this on...
The time is Civil War times and there I am a general for the south (I had been standing on the wrong line and by the time I realized my error I was already well on my way to becoming a general). So I scout ahead by myself and upon returning to my troops I find them all dead and who should be looting through their pockets but one highly advanced killer robot - A MURDER-BOT! Well Keith and I became locked into mortal combat for over sixty years. Finally one day we realized "What are we doing? This is silly we should just be friends..." and still we are but damn I HATE ROBOTS!!!! I still hate that circuit bender...
So you can imagine how I felt when I first saw Terminator and I Robot - I KNEW IT ALL TO BE TRUE! NEVER TRUST A ROBOT! I PLEAD YOU!
But I am torn because I LOVE ELECTRO-HOUSE!!!!
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